1. profoak:

    flawlessvevo:

    Oh my god. 

    AFSFAS THIS IS OS FUNNY

    (via hi)

    videos YASSS
  2. ueeyasu:

    i love tex

    you love tex

    we all love tex

    (via midnitedancer)

    Karla
  3. hestheoriginal:

I feel like in Britney’s mind she’s 65

    hestheoriginal:

    I feel like in Britney’s mind she’s 65

    (Source: xmidnightfantasy, via knightknightbatwayne)

  4. http://swamp-hag.tumblr.com/post/92502876429/giraffepoliceforce-im-not-racist-or-anything»

    giraffepoliceforce:

    I’m not racist or anything, but I really don’t feel comfortable with the demographics that are showing up in the media nowadays. Especially in comic books. I get that people want representation or whatever, but really? Just because a character is a different race than you…

  5. forthenexttenminutesago:

    carolinedhavernass:

    yo if u dont like musical theatre thats cool but if u actually insult musical theatre in my presence dude i wont even argue with you i’ll just kill and eat you

    these are probably the best pies in london

    (Source: winterrowan, via midnitedancer)

  6. mileysblackfriend:

    i honestly hate vine so much

    (via manpackage)

    videos OMG
  7. unfollowlng:

    seenaill:

    unfollowlng:

    If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

    my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

    you win

    (via knightknightbatwayne)

  8. arrafrost:

    hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool:

    I’m writing a modern version of Romeo and Juliet for english class and I’m making them dumb teenagers like they should be and I thought tumblr might appreciate some excerpts from my planning document

    image

    imageimage

    image

    Oh yeah and romeo’s going to be sulking about rosaline friendzoning him at the start

    I’m really trying to emphasise the ‘stupid kids’ thing here

    Six people are dead

    (via taimat)

  9. apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

    apostlemage:

    pyramidslayer:

    look what you can buy

    There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

    (via bewbin)

  10. ruinedchildhood:

    Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

    Me: image

    (via marcofrecklesbodt)

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